Poor Blue Monday, fated to a certain misery never stood a chance. Blue Monday, the third Monday of every January — the most depressing day of the year, it’s said — when all resolutions come crashing down. To Blue Monday we say, toss a pinch of salt in the face of evil who lurks there and have your eternal day in the sun and on the bike -  not just today but 52 times a year!

Carpe the fkn diem.

 SPECS

• 8 inches tall

• Italian threads, and made in Italy, of course.